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Two and a Half Men: Pilot
⭐ 6.62003-09-22Comedy
Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Episodes
EP 1
Pilot
2003-09-22
EP 2
Big Flappy Bastards
2003-09-29
EP 3
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
2003-10-06
EP 4
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
2003-10-13
EP 5
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
2003-10-20
EP 6
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
2003-10-27
EP 7
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
2003-11-03
EP 8
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
2003-11-10
EP 9
Phase One, Complete
2003-11-17
EP 10
Merry Thanksgiving
2003-11-24
EP 11
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
2003-12-15
EP 12
Camel Filters and Pheromones
2004-01-05
EP 13
Sarah Like Puny Alan
2004-01-12
EP 14
I Can't Afford Hyenas
2004-02-02
EP 15
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
2004-02-09
EP 16
That Was Saliva, Alan
2004-02-16
EP 17
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
2004-02-23
EP 18
An Old Flame with a New Wick
2004-03-01
EP 19
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
2004-03-22
EP 20
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
2004-04-19
EP 21
No Sniffing, No Wowing
2004-05-03
EP 22
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
2004-05-10
EP 23
Just Like Buffalo
2004-05-17
EP 24
Can You Feel My Finger?
2004-05-24
Voice Cast
Ashton KutcherWalden SchmidtVoice Actor
Jon CryerAlan HarperVoice Actor
Conchata FerrellBertaVoice Actor
Trailers & Extra Content
First Five Minutes of the Series
